Cross-Eyed Criminal Gets Absolutely Roasted In The Comments

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mattstaff
Apr 22, 2019 1:00 PM EDT

I swear the police department shares these on purpose for the banter! He's like the new neck guy. This is pretty brutal...

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    Cross-eyed criminal
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    Text - Jane Hurley First name Oozie (Looking at) 8K 4d Like Reply Kellie-Anne Nasby Replied 117 Replies Dale Hemmings This guys his own lookout when he's breaking in.! 31.6K 4d Like Reply André Adolfsson Replied 2,749 Replies Dan Welch All this cos his girlfriend left him thinking he was seeing some one else 19.4K 3d Like Reply Liam Stuart Replied 865 Replies
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    Text - Jarryd Millard Looks like his left eye has done the noble thing and already turned itself in be60.2K 3d Like Reply Paul Barnard Replied 18,154 Replies Craig Stevens if you see this burglar looking at your house... tell the next door neighbour ** 33.9K 3d Like Reply Rhi Karena-Ngapera Webs... . 5,019 Replies Dave Cairns He used to be a school teacher but he got the sack he couldn't control his pupils DB34.5K Like Reply 3d
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    Text - Dave Hamilton This guy was in the pub the other week, and as he was coming away from the bar, and he bumped into me and spilt his drinks. He said to me, why don't you look where you're going, I said to him, why don't you go, where you're looking... OBO210 3d Like Reply J.P. Paradis Replied 10 Replies Jack Lewis Berry These comments are downright mean. We should really try to see things from his perspectives. B6.3K Like Reply 3d
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    Text - Tony Stewart "Can you please look directly at the camera" "I am" 8.1K 4d Like Reply Rachel Louise Replied 122 Replies Brandon Wright Looks like that tow truck from cars 0B7.9K Like Reply 4d Maikara Poka-Douglas Replied 398 Replies Mikey Jo One eyes leaving with the tv and the others still looking around the house for the remote 5.9K Like Reply 3d
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    Text - Lauren Cecelia Porter Where did you come from? Where did you go? Where did you come from Crosseyed Joe? 4.8K 3d Like Reply Zoë le Noble Replied 182 Replies Lewis Hunter Unfortunate really he had originally targeted the neighbours house 1.2K 3d Like Reply Juliette Frijns-Hermans Replied 16 Replies Charlie Jeyes 13.2K He went that way Like Reply 4d
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    Text - Liam Cronin If I had a quid for every time he looked at me, I'd have 50p... 15.7K 3d Like Reply Kyle Thomson Replied 1,691 Replies Deano Jones I bumped into this fella the other day and he told me to watch where I was going. So I told him to go where he was watching. 10.1K 4d Like Reply Francois Schumans Replied 500 Replies Jason Maiden His mum never had to pay for a babysitter because he was always able to keep an eye on himself
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    Text - Shauna Ann Jenkinson Omg I know Him! He was seeing one of my friends once, but he was also seeing someone else on the side 3.9K 3d Like Reply Lucard Olswick Replied 55 Replies Emma Catchpole Came here for the comments, i am not disappointed. 6.9K 4d Like Reply Taylor Tschetter Replied 40 Replies Dean Murray One eyes on bail the other eye is in jail C16.3K 4d Like Reply Rhi Karena-Ngapera Webs... 1,427 Replies
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